There are only two good ways to hide your goods at home: using a hidden safe or buying a designer safe. If you don't want to take down the fake Rothko every time you need access, I would shoot for the new Karl Lagerfeld luxury safe. Partnering with Döttling, Lagerfeld created this 1,700lbs. safe with a high-gloss chrome-plated aluminum outfit. According to Luxist.com, "when activated, twin doors slide open to reveal watch winders and jewelry drawers." Production is limited to 300 and the pricetag comes in at 250,000 euros (about $341,675) but the beautiful minimalist design will provide a fitting home to your beautiful valuables.